#Why does Hawaiian pizza also Canadian bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes no nuts. Huh? What is the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Dutch people always split the bill you? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, you have to use Heavenly Ham?
#Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants? Why oriental rug stores always out of business? Is there a difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
#if it is just a game to start a forest fire in order to light me why on earth a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid on my grill? If they send these Styrofoam chips they pack them in? How do you know when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?
#how can one know when their bagpipes need tuning? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states. What? If Donkey Kong’s main character is a monkey, why is it not as Monkey kong? Why does the world lisp an ‘’s’’ in it?
#How come you never the headline ‘’Psychic Wins Lottery’’? The next time someone says, ‘’Now I’ve seen everything’’, ask them if they’ve ever seen a UPS truck parked in a parking space. Has anyone ever really seen a jolly Rancher? If you get a soda stain, how can you remove it?
#Has someone has been (besides Donald Trump’s wife) ever been fooled by a comb over? Is it really possible that the direction of a bowling ball by waving you to change your hands? There are seniors, so why not there junior citizens?
Funny Questions About Life That Make You Think | Humor
#They say laughter is the best medicine so who came up with the phrase: ‘’I died laughing’’? Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they have already seen you naked. What’s wrong with the United States? You have only two options for the President, but fifty for Miss America. Is there a reason why they nail down the lid of a coffin? Butterflies when angry or nervous, what they get in their stomachs?
#Where do they put price stickers on non stick pans? If it’s lipstick, why has it been? When they sing “”Take me out to the ball game””, they are already there. Why? Whose idea was it to get the world abbreviation so long?
Yes, these are just a few of the questions about life fun that men and women try souls. And there are a ton more funny questions about life not listed here. Some of them come to me in the course of a day. For example, why every shampoo bottle say lather, rinse, repeat? I’m sorry, I miss my head entirely the first time, or you just want to sell more shampoo?
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